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‘New studies have shown…’
Am I the only one who gets a little bit bored with hearing news stories starting with ‘a new study has found that’ and then the most mundane, ridiculous or obvious idea being stated. Over the last few days I … Continue reading
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Child pleads ‘stop Mummy driving’
Click here to read the story, if you want to grow angry with the human race. Congratulations Scotland, for you are home to a complete and utter douchebag. “A woman was caught drink-driving after a distressed child was seen shouting “stop mummy … Continue reading
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Melon, Lemon, Melon, Lemon
Melon that tastes like lemon to go on sale at Tesco. Click here to read the story. ???? – Why? If you want a lemon, buy a lemon. If you want a melon, buy a lemon. WHY IS THIS NEWS?! … Continue reading
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That’s not news
News is new information on current events which is presented by print, broadcast, Internet, or word of mouth to a third party or mass audience. Simple. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080723/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mystery_noise;_ylt=ApMesOKIYlDBPe6kdV.E7LPtiBIF That is not news. That is the sort of story that a friend might … Continue reading
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