An apple a day keeps the Doctor away

…except it doesn’t, does it? Because we’re meant to eat at least five pieces of fruit and veg a day.
So thanks, proverb, for teaching me nothing.

Health and Safety

I hate the phrase “it’s health and safety gone mad,” mainly because people never seem to use it in the correct context, but also because people say it all the time, and it just gets on my nerves. However, today, I found the perfect example of health and safety gone mad. I literally had to [...]

Doctors

I know that it is ridiculously cliche to moan about doctors, but I’m doing it anyway.
In the past, I have completely supported all doctors. I believe that it is a very difficult job, and any one in this profession, from nurses to surgeons, deserves a lot of respect. I know that doctors are well paid and [...]