How to test the pH of something, what an asymptote is, pythagoras’ theorum, the year that the battle of Wounded Knee took place (1890), correct use of a semi-colon, the periodic table, the difference between a pronoun and a noun, etcetera etcetera etcetera.

What they don’t teach you?

How to deal with failure, understanding the economy, how to build relationships, correct use of social skills, manners at the dinner table, morals, etchis and standards, etcetera etcetera etcetera.

I know which I’d rather learn about. So thanks school; thanks for nothing.

Ironically, I had the day off school today because I’m ill, but I like the idea that it is as some form of protest, haha.

Don’t worry, I’ll try and make it as unimaginative and uninteresting as the other 63; We wouldn’t want to upset the trend now would we?

I wouldn’t like all the money in the world, to distribute to everyone, and although that sounds kind of mean, have a think and you’ll see, it’s not. Why should someone lazy get the same as a grafter? Living happily ever after.

I’d like to cure poverty, but that wouldn’t be easy. If it was, don’t you think someone would have done it by now, somehow? We could all be living happily ever after.

I want to see us all, standing holding hands, in this land, but it’s unlikely. After all, might not be your cup of tea, not everyone’s optimistic as me, and that’s probably for the best. There are complaints and problems from the past, and I’ve come to accept that happily ever after just won’t last.

That’s sort of a really short and terrible song. It’s basically just three points I wanted to make, in the form of rhyme(ish.)
I don’t know, I fancied a change.