Essentially, a tv programme soon to be coming to ITV, in which American ‘It Girl’ Paris Hilton will search for a British friend.
“Everyone knows I love LA,” says the star. “But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”
I have so many problems with this. So many problems.
For starters, the mere premise of this idea is immediatly insulting. Do ITV expect me to swallow this rubbish? It is obvious that this whole thing is not actually a hunt for a friend, similarly to the idea that Blind Date did not actually result in every single couple falling madly in love with eachoter. Is Paris Hilton that desperate for airtime? It’s almost as bad as Jodie Marsh’s wedding, which I could write an essay on. I will not do so, but I would just like to say that it disgusts me that that sort of thing is allowed, and yet gay people in several countries (or states in the US) cannot marry. Back to Paris Hilton.
This quotation from ITV’s website has clearly not come from the mouth of Paris Hilton, I guarantee it. Only a true idiot would say ‘bringing my fast-paced life with me’ or ‘new BFF across the pond.’ Actually… maybe she did say it.
What idiots actually audition for this bullshit? These people. There’s Layla, who looks incredibly similar to the aforementioned Jodie Marsh, there is Laura, who could be any age between 20 and 50. We have Jade, who looks like a quintessential chav. But hey, what I am doing is not really fair. I am judging them based purely on the pictures of them on the ITV website, and I am sure that that would deeply offend them. It’s not like that’s exacly what they are doing by competing to ‘befriend’ a self-proclaimed It-Girl, famous for nothing but a sex tape.
3 Comments
February 6, 2009 at 9:46 pm
man layla loooks alot like jodie marsh and i mean alot like the first time i saw her i was like is that jodie marsh i mean WTF!!!
February 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm
i mean what was laura thinking when sher said all that shit to carrie i mean to her face carrie’s an innocent girl she’s nice i like her laura good you went of the show now its more watchable
February 6, 2009 at 9:50 pm
I HATE JODIE MARSH!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY EVN THOUGH IT DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW BUT STILL LIK DISSIN DA BIATCH!!! (NO OFFENSIV LANGUAGE UZN RITE???)